Phone call from Chino Latinos

hey i just thought id let u know that I finally got a martini
and I’m drinking it right now
and its um actually not to bad
its um
actually a pretty nice martini
like its a little bit salty but not to much salty
it has a little like u know
it has

a little bit sweat taste to it
its working out pretty good for me
u know this martini is defiantly good
and actually to tell u the truth these people I’m drinking this martini with right now
happen to be
from a Seattle
they live in Seattle
this other guy I’m with lives in Bismarck North Dakota
and you know
Seattle and Oregon are kind of comfortable
they both have trees
they have a lot of trees
totally dude if u get a chance u should try this martini
like i could put in a box and ship it too you
its a really good martini
your always looking for that
you would really like it Jenkins

Oregon

everyone in Oregon loves Oregon
everyone in Oregon smokes weed and snowboards in Oregon

everyone in Oregon talks about how much they love Oregon
and how much everyone else in Oregon loves to smoke weed and snowboard in Orgon

I like to tell everyone im from Nebraska and that im not from Oregon
and that in Nebraska we dont snowboard but talk about smoking weed in Oregon

SPRAWL

SPRAWL

since things are only getting worse
the landlord hereby leases to the tenant

for the land describes itself
its unique form projected
its desolate movement brandished

the observer the prospector
taking the value down
brushing up
scuffing it with the human touch
approaching it from the west
or maybe the south relentlessly
gawking possibly over its terraces
complaining about trees or lack there of
for this is the form land takes when we discard it
thistles and barb wire only traps for children
cliffs to fall from for dreamers

land in this form is only space
don’t touch the land unless your ready

formless playground
now and then a good frolic in bright meadows

the wind whisperers only to ride upon your collar
the trees built only to shade your lover
don’t drive in the blight to deeply
remain unsympathetic
turn the soil carefully andbare the brunt that is needed
since things are only getting worse

Tegans last words

When saying goodbye to Tegan his sincerity always shines through,

Tegan: Remember Ryan its your god given right as a man to be a womanizer and a drunk,
now get out of my life!